Quote by Demetri Martin
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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But what I was going to say was, I just figured Im going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me. – Demetri Martin

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Its funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House thats causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, its in the Bush Administration. – Roger Ebert

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I really wanted to just be a musician. I didnt want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that. – Jamie Foxx

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Dont remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then youll be disappointed. – Celia Johnson

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So often, I read scripts and am like, This would never happen in real life. Its not trying to be funny. Its trying to be serious. – Shailene Woodley

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We must have passed through life unobservantly, if we have never perceived that a man is very much himself what he thinks of others. – Frederick W. Faber

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Women are not the richer sex. Women are not equal in society. – Erica Jong

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