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I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny th

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, its OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink. – Karl Lagerfeld

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I think its horrible that people have to be told. Dont smoke! Everybody knows its bad for the health. But they have to forbid it. – Karl Lagerfeld

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Books are a hard-bound drug with no danger of an overdose. I am the happy victim of books. – Karl Lagerfeld

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