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Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get

Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and Im a professional funny guy. – Chris Rock

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Movies have takes. But plays are like life – you dont really get takes. – Chris Rock

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Funny is only something that others know about you – you cant be funny by yourself. – Chris Rock

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Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. – Chris Rock

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