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Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get

Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and Im a professional funny guy. – Chris Rock

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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because Im famous. – Chris Rock

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I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school. – Chris Rock

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