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Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get

Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and Im a professional funny guy. – Chris Rock

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Right now, my job is that Im like an ambulance chaser. Ive got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. – Chris Rock

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Funny is only something that others know about you – you cant be funny by yourself. – Chris Rock

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I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. – Demetri Martin

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