Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and Im a professional funny guy. – Chris Rock
Im in show business… I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson. – Chris Rock
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. – Chris Rock
Right now, my job is that Im like an ambulance chaser. Ive got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. – Chris Rock
Unfortunately, corruption is widespread in government agencies and public enterprises. Our political system promotes nepotism and wasting money. This has undermined our legal system and confidence in the functioning of the state. One of the consequences is that many citizens dont pay their taxes. – Georgios A. Papandreou