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Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get

Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and Im a professional funny guy. – Chris Rock

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Ive seen women who dont have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. – Chris Rock

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