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Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy hes always been, only with mon

Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy hes always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes hes important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill OReilly, except shorter and Jewish. – Denis Leary

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Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and youre a Hall of Famer. – Denis Leary

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I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So hows that for prejudice on the Democratic side? – Denis Leary

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