Quote by Larry David
If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny. -

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny. – Larry David

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Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! – Larry David

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It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. – Larry David

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I cant watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. Thats my job. – Jenny Eclair

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. – Casey Stengel

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I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. Its really funny the way that some people dont give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly. – Hilary Duff

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