Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers
She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers
She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers
Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers
Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers