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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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