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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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I love funny people, and when Im with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, Hey let me tell you a joke. – Paul Feig

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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. – H. L. Mencken

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Im terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so theyre not funny. I end up saying, Oh, no, Im joking, Im joking. – Anna Torv

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