Joan Rivers's Quote - Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be

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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers

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