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Funny is only something that others know about you - you cant be f

Funny is only something that others know about you – you cant be funny by yourself. – Chris Rock

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Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and Im a professional funny guy. – Chris Rock

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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because Im famous. – Chris Rock

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Im like, bursting. I should be working. I dont want to take a break. Its funny, on set, I dont have to go to the bathroom, I dont have anything wrong, Im perfectly fine, so through-and-through. Im not hungry. Im literally not even in my own body. – Kristen Stewart

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I find it very easy playing Bond. I think hes hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations. – Daniel Craig

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

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