Quote by Chris Rock
Funny is only something that others know about you - you cant be f

Funny is only something that others know about you – you cant be funny by yourself. – Chris Rock

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I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school. – Chris Rock

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Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and Im a professional funny guy. – Chris Rock

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funny
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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

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You know whats funny? I dont ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises – I dont see that happening to me. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

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