I dont think anyone should write their autobiography until after theyre dead. – Samuel Goldwyn Category: funny
A vegetarian is a person who wont eat anything that can have children. – David Brenner Category: funny
If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate. – Thomas John Watson, Sr. Category: Failure
One moment of patience may ward off great disaster. One moment of impatience may ruin a whole life. – Chinese Proverb Category: Patience
I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture. – Susan Strasberg Category: Grandparents
