Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain
Golf is a good walk spoiled. – Mark Twain
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work. – Mark Twain
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. – Mark Twain
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. – Mark Twain
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. – Mark Twain
To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. – Mark Twain
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain
All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. – Mark Twain
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. – Mark Twain
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. – Mark Twain
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. – Mark Twain
I never let schooling interfere with my education. – Mark Twain
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. – Mark Twain
