To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. – Mark Twain
But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface. – Mark Twain

To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. – Mark Twain
But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface. – Mark Twain
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. – Mark Twain
Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. – Mark Twain