To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain

To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed. – Mark Twain