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Quote by Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

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There it is: it doesnt make any difference who we are or what we are, theres always somebody to look down on! somebody to hold in light esteem, somebody to be indifferent about. – Mark Twain

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Mark Twain
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. – Mark Twain

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