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Quote by Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain

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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. – Mark Twain

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One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. – Bill Murray

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But with comedy its a simple premise. If its funny, people laugh. If its not, they dont. – Steve Coogan

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Everything seems fine until youre about 40. Then something is definitely beginning to go wrong. And you look in the mirror with your old habit of thinking, While I accept that everyone grows old and dies, its a funny thing, but Im an exception to that rule. – Martin Amis

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You cant teach somebody how to be funny. Youre either funny, or you aint. – Denis Leary

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All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Don’t you love quotations? I am immensely fond of them; a certain proof of erudition…. [I]f you should happen to write an insipid poem… send it to me, and my fiat shall crown you with immortality. – Frances Brooke, Lady Julia Mandeville , 1763

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So what it boils down to, in my humble opinion, is that we need to support the arts in schools, and at every other level in the education of children. – Phil Lesh

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