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Quote by Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

It is nobler to be good, and it is nobler to teach others to be good — and less trouble! – Mark Twain

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Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time. – Mark Twain

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We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves. – Mark Twain

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Self
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