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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. – Mark Twain

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good
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Mark Twain
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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. – Mark Twain

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Freedom
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Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children. – Michael Morpurgo

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Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls its funny. – Shahrukh Khan

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If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

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