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Quote by Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief. – Mark Twain

Category:
Funerals
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Mark Twain
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain

Category:
Life
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Mark Twain
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Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. – Mark Twain

Category:
Insects
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Mark Twain
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Other Quotes from
funny
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By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. Its funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off. – Kellan Lutz

Category:
funny

The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldnt tell a joke to save my life. – Seann William Scott

Category:
funny

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka! but Thats funny… – Isaac Asimov

Category:
funny

Now that Im more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that Ive bad to become more aware of my body. Since Ive chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-Ive been used to it for years, so its no problem. And theres nothing I cant do. – Dana Hill

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

The less routine the more life. – Amos Bronson Alcott

Category:
Life

The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. – Socrates

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good

If you dont like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes. – Mark Twain

Category:
Weather

When one has love for God, one doesnt feel any physical attraction to wife, children, relatives and friends. One retains only compassion for them. – Ramakrishna

Category:
relationship