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Quote by Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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Humorous
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Mark Twain
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want, drink what you dont like, and do what youd rather not. – Mark Twain

Category:
Health
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Mark Twain
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My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart — a heart so large that everybody’s joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. – Mark Twain

Category:
Mothers
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Mark Twain
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Its a funny old world. – Margaret Thatcher

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Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When were dead earnest, humor is the only thing that is dead. – Flip Wilson

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. – Saint Augustine

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funny

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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