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Quote by Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain

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Let us not be too particular. It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. – Mark Twain

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In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer. – Mark Twain

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If Im in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to. – Ron Livingston

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I dont think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students – they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. – Wendy Liebman

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Weve got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. Its bizarre, and theyre writing some very funny stuff. – Matt Groening

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My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. – Jennifer Aniston

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No change of circumstances can repair a defect of character. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master. – Hunter S. Thompson

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