Quote by Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. – Mark Twain

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Gambling
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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain

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Birthday
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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. – Victor Hugo

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And theres a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because its not CG, theres something funny about it. – Matt Stone

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I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys. – Megan Fox

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funny

Its funny – if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea its them. – Tracey Ullman

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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. – Scott Adams

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If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. – Bob Hope

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funny

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea? how did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. I can drink any quantity when I have not tasted wine; otherwise I am haunted by blue-devils by day, and dragons by night. – Sydney Smith, quoted in A Memoir of the Reverend Sydney Smith: Volume I by his d

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Unhappy, let alone angry, religious people provide more persuasive arguments for atheism and secularism than do all the arguments of atheists. – Dennis Prager

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alone