Mark Twain's Quote - Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – M

Quote by Mark Twain

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. – Mark Twain

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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain

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Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed. – Dave Chappelle

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So often, I read scripts and am like, This would never happen in real life. Its not trying to be funny. Its trying to be serious. – Shailene Woodley

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One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. – Bill Murray

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I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. – David Lee Roth

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Theres no business like show business. – Irving Berlin

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The Indian Summer of life should be a little sunny and a little sad, like the season, and infinite in wealth and depth of tone, but never hustled. – Henry Adams

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I am a firm believer that God has already ordered the things that have taken place in my life…and Im just learning to follow the path hes laid before me. – Monica Denise Brown

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But to me nothing – the negative, the empty – is exceedingly powerful. – Alan Watts

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