Mark Twain's Quote - Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – M

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. – Mark Twain

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If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything. – Mark Twain

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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain

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I think Saturday Night Live, starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner. – Emma Stone

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They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth. – Tina Yothers

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If it wasnt for my drama teacher, I wouldnt be here right now. – Kel Mitchell

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Somebody whos really comfortable with who she is and doesnt care what other people think. I like women who are really strong and were brought up to be comfortable with themselves and respect themselves. – Brian Austin Green

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Though it be in the power of the weakest arm to take away life, it is not in the strongest to deprive us of death. – Sir Thomas Browne

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The wonderful thing about Apple technology is just how intuitive it is. – James Dyson

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