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Quote by Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

What a wee little part of a persons life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. – Mark Twain

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Life
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Mark Twain
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It isnt safe to sit in judgment upon another persons illusion when you are not on the inside. While you are thinking it is a dream, he may be knowing it is a planet. – Mark Twain

Category:
Illusion
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Mark Twain
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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered — either by themselves or by others. – Mark Twain

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Confidence
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Mark Twain
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I mean, Im married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything – funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits. – Seal

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funny

Im so single. Its funny. Im usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But its good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder. – Brittany Snow

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funny

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. – Dr. Seuss

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funny

My life needs editing. – Mort Sahl

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funny

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Im in favor of any technology that makes my work available to the reading public at a reasonable price. – Walter Jon Williams

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You cannot do everything at once, so find people you trust to help you. And dont be afraid to say no. – Jane Seymour

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Life is short but there is always time for courtesy. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, Social Aims

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