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Quote by Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

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I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain

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Its no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. – Mark Twain

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