Mark Twain's Quote - Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – M

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

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If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact. – Mark Twain

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Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. – Mark Twain

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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. – Mark Twain

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I tell you, its funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day. – Magic Johnson

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If its inappropriate to write about, if theres nothing funny about it, then its not funny. – Calvin Trillin

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When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked. – Whoopi Goldberg

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