Mark Twain's Quote - Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – M

Quote by Mark Twain

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. – Mark Twain

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. – Mark Twain

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What a wee little part of a persons life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. – Mark Twain

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