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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain

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great
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. – Mark Twain

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Conformity
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Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom. – Julia Louis-Dreyfus

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Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names. – Shigeru Miyamoto

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funny

Theres a darkness under The Hangover because ultimately theres a missing person and its not really that funny. Theres a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in Old School. – Todd Phillips

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I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. – Imelda Marcos

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funny

Random Quotes

Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps. – Lemony Snicket

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I am always locked in my design studio. – Valentino Garavani

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design

Raising five boys is a handful, trust me. – Barbara Bush

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Trust

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen

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