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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live. – Mark Twain

Category:
Ridicule
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Mark Twain
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I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. – Mark Twain

Category:
Horses
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Mark Twain
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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? – Mark Twain

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Religion
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Mark Twain
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

Im not funny. What I am is brave. – Lucille Ball

Category:
funny

You cant make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. – Colin Quinn

Category:
funny

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan

Category:
funny

With improv, its a combination of listening and not trying to be funny. – Kristen Wiig

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Nah, I dont watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just dont have the time. – Eric Bristow

Category:
Sports

Theres only one growth strategy: work hard. – William Hague

Category:
work

The intellectual force of the West is still dominant, but other cultures are getting stronger. I expect that we will develop a new way of thinking in architecture and urban planning, and that less will be based on our models. – Rem Koolhaas

Category:
architecture

Life is never easy for those who dream. – Robert James Waller

Category:
Life