Quote by Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Mark Twain

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Age
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Lord save us all from… a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. – Mark Twain

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Hope
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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain

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I dont mean to be funny. – Yogi Berra

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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I just couldnt go back to Suddenly Susan after David Stricklands suicide. I didnt see how we could make the show light and funny any more. – Judd Nelson

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And theres a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because its not CG, theres something funny about it. – Matt Stone

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I covered my face because they had taken my wisdom teeth out. – Josh Brolin

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Im trying to build a strong business. I want to create new stars, new shows and new products for my audience and create a legacy that outlives me. There are so many other ways I want to reach women besides doing a talk show. – Tyra Banks

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Suicide is mans way of telling God, You cant fire me – I quit. – Bill Maher

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I couldnt care less about fashion. If I had taken any clothes home, they would have remained in my closet for the rest of their existence. – Meryl Streep

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