Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
It is nobler to be good, and it is nobler to teach others to be good — and less trouble! – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain