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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer. – Mark Twain

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Mark Twain
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If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging? – Mark Twain

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Integrity
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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. – Mark Twain

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Cancer Support
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I had an idea of what I thought was funny. Its kind of based on how I am. – Jennifer Aniston

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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again. – Sheena Easton

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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley

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[Marriage] …the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue. – Mrs Patrick Campbell

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Coalitions though successful have always found this, that their triumph has been brief. – Benjamin Disraeli

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Every vice is only an exaggeration of a necessary and virtuous function. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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