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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

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Mark Twain
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If at first you dont succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. – William Lyon Phelps

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Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course thats where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. – Julia Sweeney

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I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake. – Leslie Fiedler

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I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. – Imelda Marcos

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields

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There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open. – Don Rittner

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If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably choose Catholicism because it at least has female saints and the Virgin Mary. – Margaret Atwood

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Im not an American but I have always had the outsiders respect for the American people and the American way. – Christiane Amanpour

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