Quote by Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

What a wee little part of a persons life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. – Mark Twain

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Life
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To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. – Mark Twain

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good
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If you look at the game and everything, its not quite like looking at an animated film, because thats total character. This, this is really movement, but its got funny little things if you look for the humor. Theyre actually getting to the character. – Don Bluth

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funny

A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. – Barbara Corcoran

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funny

Its a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. Its funny and accessible. – Johnny Knoxville

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You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it. – Colin Quinn

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Always keep your mind as bright and clear as the vast sky, the great ocean, and the highest peak, empty of all thoughts. Always keep your body filled with light and heat. Fill yourself with the power of wisdom and enlightenment. – Morihei Ueshiba

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Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. – Gary Veale

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A heart makes a good home for the friend. – Yunus Emre

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I got to work with one of my heroes, Johnny Depp, and to see how he goes about business, which was really inspiring for me at this stage in my career. – Orlando Bloom

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