Quote by Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

What a wee little part of a persons life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. – Mark Twain

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Life
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The banging and slamming and booming and crashing were something beyond belief. On Lohengrin – Mark Twain

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Opera
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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. – P. J. ORourke

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As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what youre interested in, or what you think is funny, or what you think is sad, or what you think is horrible. – Charlie Kaufman

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names. – Shigeru Miyamoto

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I dont run away from a challenge because I am afraid. Instead, I run toward it because the only way to escape fear is to trample it beneath your feet. – Nadia Comaneci

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Flowers have spoken to me more than I can tell in written words. They are the hieroglyphics of angels, loved by all men for the beauty of the character, though few can decipher even fragments of their meaning. – Lydia M. Child

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Affirmation without discipline is the beginning of delusion. – Jim Rohn

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Positivity, thats one of the things I try to spread throughout my company and really anyone I come in contact with. Because as you know, lifes too short. You got to keep it positive and keep it fun. – Jose Garces

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