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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer. – Mark Twain

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Language
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Mark Twain
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Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain

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good
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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

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Humor
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Other Quotes from
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Do you know, its funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. – Stevie Wonder

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Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself. – Neve Campbell

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funny

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. – Joe E. Lewis

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funny

A man doesnt know what he knows until he knows what he doesnt know. – Laurence J. Peter

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funny

Random Quotes

Life has been reduced to getting food out of cans. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Health

Most Americans are very cool people. – Henry Rollins

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cool

I write in longhand on yellow legal pads. – Beverly Cleary

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legal

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. – Dizzy Dean

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Medical