Mark Twain's Quote - Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

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The proper proportions of a maxim: a minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. – Mark Twain

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Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. – Mark Twain

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger. – Mark Twain

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