Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain
The banging and slamming and booming and crashing were something beyond belief. On Lohengrin – Mark Twain
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. – Mark Twain
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Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed. – Mark Twain
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It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your portrayal of women. Even when I started out on The Office eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, its completely different. – Mindy Kaling
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