Quote by Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain

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Life
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It isnt safe to sit in judgment upon another persons illusion when you are not on the inside. While you are thinking it is a dream, he may be knowing it is a planet. – Mark Twain

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Illusion
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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain

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Patriotism
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When I first envisioned Funny Games in the mid-1990s, it was my intention to have an American audience watch the movie. It is a reaction to a certain American cinema, its violence, its naivety, the way American cinema toys with human beings. In many American films, violence is made consumable. – Michael Haneke

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funny

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. – Joe E. Lewis

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funny

Its so different when you change your hair color, youre treated so differently. Its a very funny experience. Its fun – I love changing up my hair. – Kate Bosworth

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funny

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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funny

Random Quotes

Being a reporter is as much a diagnosis as a job description. – Anna Quindlen

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Media

I cry, sometimes, because Im not 20 years younger, and Im not healthy. But if I were, I would even sacrifice my writing to enter politics. – Oriana Fallaci

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Politics

While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work. – Author unknown

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Safety

We want to encourage the young ones to learn and get some confidence in sports. Its fun and keeps you active and moving. – Christine Taylor

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Sports