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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain

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Cats
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Mark Twain
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The finest clothing made is a persons own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. – Mark Twain

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Society
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Mark Twain
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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. – Stephen King

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What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating. – Scott Hamilton

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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead

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In short, we need to recover the courage we celebrate in our heroes, and in particular, the courage to tolerate, for the sake of a free society, a level of risk we hardly ever imagined in the past. – Daniel Dennett

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Before everything else, getting ready is the secret of success. – Henry Ford

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My mother used to take me to flea markets in my stroller, and I would just rummage through the piles. Youve got to dig through the overstuffed racks that everyone else just walks by. Its the only way to find the cool stuff. – Lily Collins

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There is as much greatness of mind in acknowledging a good turn, as in doing it. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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