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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart — a heart so large that everybody’s joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. – Mark Twain

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Mothers
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Mark Twain
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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain

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Patriotism
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Mark Twain
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It is funny what a year can do. – Victor Cruz

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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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Its funny how most activists are pacifists. – Craig Bruce

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You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. – Harry S. Truman

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Rarity gives a charm; so early fruits and winter roses are the most prized; and coyness sets off an extravagant mistress, while the door always open tempts no suitor. – Marcus Valerius Martial

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There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second. – Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts, 1931

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