Quote by Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain

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Patriotism
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The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain

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Medical
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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information. – Ted Allen

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Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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Wikipedia is just an incredible thing. It is fact-encirclingly huge, and it is idiosyncratic, careful, messy, funny, shocking and full of simmering controversies – and it is free, and it is fast. – Nicholson Baker

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Its the moms of this nation – single, married, widowed – who really hold this country together. Were the mothers, were the wives, were the grandmothers, were the big sisters, were the little sisters, were the daughters. You know its true, dont you? Youre the ones who always have to do a little more. – Ann Romney

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mom

We have left undone those things which we ought to have done; and we have done those things which we ought not to have done. – Book Of Common Prayer

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Honesty

With the help of dedicated Americans from our party, every party, and no party at all, I intend to mount that stairway to preach peace for our nation and world. – Theodore C. Sorensen

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Peace

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. – Josh Billings

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Parents