Quote by Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. – Mark Twain

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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. – Spike Milligan

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No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, Well its obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music. – Trey Parker

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I think serial monogamy says it all. – Tracey Ullman

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Love is the only gold. – Alfred Lord Tennyson

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