Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain
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Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. – Mark Twain
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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. – Mark Twain
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