Quote by Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

It is nobler to be good, and it is nobler to teach others to be good — and less trouble! – Mark Twain

Category:
Aristocracy
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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain

Category:
Futility
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. – Robert Frost

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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan

Category:
funny

Its funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like its fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh. – Abel Ferrara

Category:
funny

I always find it kind of embarrassing, kind of funny, and kind of exciting. In New York Im recognized a lot, although nobody says anything. You know, they stare at you just a second too long. But in Paris its not as commonplace to be recognized. – Marc Jacobs

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Without music life would be a mistake. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Knowledge is the life of the mind. – Abu Bakr

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Opportunity expands when there is excellence and choice in education, when taxes are lowered, when every citizen has affordable, portable health insurance and when constitutional freedoms are preserved. – Mitt Romney

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We saw the lightning and that was the guns and then we heard the thunder and that was the big guns; and then we heard the rain falling and that was the blood falling; and when we came to get in the crops, it was dead men that we reaped. – Harriet Tubman

Category:
War