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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain

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Money
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Mark Twain
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities Truth isnt. – Mark Twain

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Truth
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Mark Twain
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People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think Im as sane as anyone whos done what Ive done in movies can be. – Philip Seymour Hoffman

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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funny

Life is hard. After all, it kills you. – Katharine Hepburn

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All my children inherited perfect pitch. – Chevy Chase

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Random Quotes

Being in a rock band is about touring. Its about writing songs and its about making records but its also about taking a wonderful smile onto that stage and making the people feel good about themselves. – James Young

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With Malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nations wounds. – Abraham Lincoln

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God

Before I begin talking about the threats we face, the vulnerabilities that we have, and frankly the courage of the men and women in uniform that stand in harms way on behalf of a very grateful Nation, let me first honor the sacrifices of September 11. – Zach Wamp

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Im like any working mom. – Kelly Ripa

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mom