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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. – Mark Twain

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Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. – Mark Twain

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The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably arent. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldnt think… so thats where it kind of is funny. – LeAnn Rimes

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I took P.S. I Love You thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. – Hilary Swank

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I love Charlie, Billy Burkes character. Writing for him is so spectacular, hes so funny and wry and every scene hes in he just takes. Theres a scene in Eclipse where Bella tells him shes a virgin, and its the funniest, most awkward scene Ive ever seen on film. – Melissa Rosenberg

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You cant teach somebody how to be funny. Youre either funny, or you aint. – Denis Leary

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Random Quotes

You own a dog but you feed a cat. – Jenny de Vries

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Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinion at all. – G.C. Lichtenberg

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Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop to look around once in a while you could miss it. – From the movie Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

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Yearbooks

I wake up every morning in a cold sweat, regardless of how well things went the day before. And put that I said that in a somewhat but not completely tongue-in-cheek way. – Harvey Pekar

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