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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Lord save us all from… a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. – Mark Twain

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Hope
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Mark Twain
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A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. – Mark Twain

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Time
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Mark Twain
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To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. – Mark Twain

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Life
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Other Quotes from
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If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area. – Jason Segel

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funny

Its funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they cant afford the music. – Tom Petty

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funny

If you are a great dramatic actor then you often dont know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there in silence. But with comedy its a simple premise. If its funny, people laugh. If its not, they dont. – Steve Coogan

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funny

The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan

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funny

Random Quotes

Our family life was certainly not intellectual. – Douglass North

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Family

The future will belong to those who have passion and are willing to work hard to make our country better. – Paul Wellstone

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Future

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. – Benjamin Franklin

Category:
Learning

But I am not political in the current events sense, and I have never wanted anyone to read my poetry that way. – Diane Wakoski

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Poetry