Mark Twain's Quote - Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

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The proper proportions of a maxim: a minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. – Mark Twain

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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain

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The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain

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