Quote by Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. – Mark Twain

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Books
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I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain

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Death
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The finest clothing made is a persons own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. – Mark Twain

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Society
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Whats funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually. – Stephenie Meyer

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A man doesnt know what he knows until he knows what he doesnt know. – Laurence J. Peter

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Its funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end. – Bjork

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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You have to sound sad first of all, then maybe later you can sound good. – Steve Lacy

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Look to the future, because that is where youll spend the rest of your life. – George Burns

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Future

Every happiness is a hostage to fortune. – Arthur Helps

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Happiness

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. – Satchel Paige

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cool