Golf is a good walk spoiled. – Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain

Golf is a good walk spoiled. – Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it aint so. – Mark Twain