Golf is a good walk spoiled. – Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain

Golf is a good walk spoiled. – Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain