Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. – Mark Twain

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain
Random Quotes
When I was in high school, there was Superbad and The Girl Next Door and Wedding Crashers and all these great movies. You hope to be a part of something thats smart, funny and in that Todd Phillips-vein. You want to make something like Superbad. That movie was so good and so funny. – Miles Teller
The whole Twitter phenomenon is really indicative of whats happening in this country. And I say this in condemnation of myself as much as anyone else – we are growing into a nation that has no time, desire or capacity for truth. All we can handle is 140 characters of knowledge. – Kurt Sutter
