Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain
Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
Whether they run a record company or a grocery store, every boss will tell you youre in big trouble if youre borrowing more than you can ever afford to pay back. Delaying the pain for future generations is suicidal. Weve got to start getting the deficit down right now, not next year. – Simon Cowell