Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one – keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain