Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain
We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles. – Mark Twain
Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul. – Mark Twain
If the Liberals law is passed, will sex education in the schools, including elementary grades, include the same portrayals of sexual activity which presently exist in heterosexual instruction? Will there be the same presentation of homosexual activity? Of course there will. – Stockwell Day