Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. – Mark Twain
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. – Mark Twain