Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
Its no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. – Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
Its no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. – Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
Ive had nine of my books adapted to film, and almost all were enjoyable. Ive been very lucky with Hollywood, and look forward to more movies being adapted. But I dont get involved in that process. I know nothing about making movies and I stay away from it and hope for the best. – John Grisham