Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. – Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain