Quote by Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mar

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain

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In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right place and the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to make it appear that it has. – Mark Twain

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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Freedom begins with what we teach our children. That is why Jews became a people whose passion is education, whose heroes are teachers and whose citadels are schools. – Jonathan Sacks

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A good education is usually harmful to a dancer. A good calf is better than a good head. – Agnes de Mille

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Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print experience is what you get when you dont. – Pete Seeger

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Education is what most receive, many pass on, and few possess. – Karl Kraus

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