Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain
In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race — never quite sane in the night. – Mark Twain
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain