Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain