Quote by Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mar

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

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Evolution
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. – Mark Twain

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Conformity
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I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain

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Funerals
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I am less disposed to think of a West Point education as requisite for this business than I was at first. Good sense and energy are the qualities required. – Rutherford B. Hayes

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Education

Although children are only 24 percent of the population, theyre 100 percent of our future and we cannot afford to provide any child with a substandard education. – Ed Markey

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Education

If I had learned education I would not have had time to learn anything else. – Cornelius Vanderbilt

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Education

Ive been working with the National Lung Health Education Program to raise awareness about Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease. – Loni Anderson

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Education

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False opinions are like false money, struck first of all by guilty men and thereafter circulated by honest people who perpetuate the crime without knowing what they are doing. – Joseph De Maistre

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Conformity

But reducing harmful emissions, abating our dependence on foreign oil and developing alternative renewable energy sources have benefits that go beyond environmental health, they improve personal health, enhance national security and encourage our nations economic viability. – Jim Clyburn

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environmental

Ancient recipients of instant news probably couldnt do very much about it, for instance. Xerxes would still need three months to get his army together, and he might not get home for years. – Peter Singer

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Home

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. – Lee Trevino

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Sports