Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. – Mark Twain
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one – keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. – Mark Twain
In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race — never quite sane in the night. – Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain