Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. – Mark Twain
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. – Mark Twain
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain
Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain