Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. – Mark Twain
Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed. – Mark Twain
All say, “How hard it is that we have to die” – a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live. – Mark Twain
Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul. – Mark Twain
Our youth deserve the opportunity to complete their high school and college education, free of early parenthood. Their future children deserve the opportunity to grow up in financially and emotionally stable homes. Our communities benefit from healthy, productive, well-prepared young people. – Jane Fonda