Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. – Mark Twain
A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. – Mark Twain
A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain