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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain

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Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain

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All say, “How hard it is that we have to die” – a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live. – Mark Twain

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A subject for a great poet would be Gods boredom after the seventh day of creation. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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I say to mankind, Be not curious about God. For I, who am curious about each, am not curious about God – I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least. – Walt Whitman

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Growing up, if I hadnt had sports, I dont know where Id be. God only knows what street corners Id have been standing on and God only knows what Id have been doing, but instead I played hockey and went to school and stayed out of trouble. – Bobby Orr

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Morality is of the highest importance – but for us, not for God. – Albert Einstein

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Ive had fans come and knock on my door. Im usually polite, but Im usually very direct and say, Its not cool that you come here uninvited. – Gary Allan

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I have the most profound respect for the Department of Justice and the FTC. We in Europe are a younger and I would say junior institution to the historical antitrust experience of the US. – Mario Monti

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