Logo
Quote by Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain

Category:
Cats
Author
Mark Twain
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
God
category

Know then thyself, presume not God to scan The proper study of mankind is man. – Alexander Pope

Category:
God

I believe that if youre healthy, youre capable of doing everything. Theres no one else who can give you health but God, and by being healthy I believe that God is listening to me. – Pedro Martinez

Category:
God

God always strives together with those who strive. – Aeschylus

Category:
God

As a child of God, I am greater than anything that can happen to me. – Abdul Kalam

Category:
God

Random Quotes

One leader, one people, signifies one master and millions of slaves. – Albert Camus

Category:
Tyranny

The Amateur Marriage grew out of the reflection that of all the opportunities to show differences in character, surely an unhappy marriage must be the richest. – Anne Tyler

Category:
Marriage

I played a ton of team sports growing up, and team wins are just incredibly gratifying. – Jason Bateman

Category:
Sports

It is hard to say what the future holds, but this is probable – it wont be just like the past. – Tony Campolo

Category:
Future