Quote by Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. – Mark Twain

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Religion
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Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain

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We are not at peace with others because we are not at peace with ourselves, and we are not at peace with ourselves because we are not at peace with God. – Thomas Merton

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Gods most lordly gift to man is decency of mind. – Aeschylus

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Nothing is void of God, his work is everywhere his full of himself. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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God

I dont believe in God but Im very interested in her. – Arthur C. Clarke

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The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Science is not addressed to poets. – George Henry Lewes

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Conformity is that jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth. – John F. Kennedy

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

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