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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. – Mark Twain

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Courage
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain

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Cats
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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered — either by themselves or by others. – Mark Twain

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Confidence
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Politics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to get things done. Politics are, like Gods infinite mercy, a last resort. – P. J. ORourke

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In almost everything that touches our everyday life on earth, God is pleased when were pleased. He wills that we be as free as birds to soar and sing our makers praise without anxiety. – Aiden Wilson Tozer

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God used beautiful mathematics in creating the world. – Paul Dirac

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Even Kings and emperors with heaps of wealth and vast dominion cannot compare with an ant filled with the love of God. – Guru Nanak

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Presidents quickly realize that while a single act might destroy the world they live in, no one single decision can make life suddenly better or can turn history around for the good. – Lyndon B. Johnson

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The tighter you squeeze, the less you have. – Zen Saying

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My parents started a business out of the living room of our home and, 30-plus years later, it was a multimillion dollar company. So, President Obama, with all due respect, dont tell me that my parents didnt build their business. – Nikki Haley

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Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love – and to put its trust in life. – Joseph Conrad

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