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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work. – Mark Twain

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Lord save us all from… a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. – Mark Twain

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To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. – Mark Twain

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It were better to have no opinion of God at all than such a one as is unworthy of him for the one is only belief – the other contempt. – Plutarch

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The more we come out and do good to others, the more our hearts will be purified, and God will be in them. – Swami Vivekananda

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