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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. – Mark Twain

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The very contradictions in my life are in some ways signs of Gods mercy to me. – Thomas Merton

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Thanksgiving is a time when the world gets to see just how blessed and how workable the Christian system is. The emphasis is not on giving or buying, but on being thankful and expressing that appreciation to God and to one another. – John Clayton

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When I see children, I see the face of God. Thats why I love them so much. Thats what I see. – Michael Jackson

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Dishonesty is so grasping it would deceive God himself, were it possible. – George Bancroft

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