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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. – Mark Twain

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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

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If God lived on earth, people would break his windows. – Yiddish Proverb

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Your God is ever beside you – indeed, He is even within you. – Alphonsus Liguori

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Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God trust also in me. – Jesus Christ

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Gods desire is that we excel. – Joel Osteen

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