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Quote by Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface. – Mark Twain

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Eating
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Mark Twain
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It is a curious phenomena that God has made the hearts of the poor, rich and those of the rich, poor. – Vinoba Bhave

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With God, what is terrible is that one never knows whether its not just a trick of the devil. – Jean Anouilh

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I believe that nothing happens apart from divine determination and decree. We shall never be able to escape from the doctrine of divine predestination – the doctrine that God has foreordained certain people unto eternal life. – Charles Spurgeon

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God gave us our relatives thank God we can choose our friends. – Ethel Watts Mumford

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A truth thats told with bad intent
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The older I grow the more I listen to people who dont talk much. – Germain G. Glien

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