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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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What, then, is the true Gospel of consistency? Change. Who is the really consistent man? The man who changes. Since change is the law of his being, he cannot be consistent if he stick in a rut. – Mark Twain

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The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain

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Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain

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We learn by practice. Whether it means to learn to dance by practicing dancing or to learn to live by practicing living, the principles are the same. One becomes in some area an athlete of God. – Martha Graham

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But God will have a people upon the earth to maintain the Bible, and the Bible only, as the standard of all doctrines and the basis of all reforms. – Ellen G. White

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Knowledge of Gods Word is a bulwark against deception, temptation, accusation, even persecution. – Edwin Louis Cole

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Slave to no sect, who takes no private road, But looks through Nature up to Natures God. – Alexander Pope

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