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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain

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Just as a mother finds pleasure in taking her little child on her lap, there to feed and caress him, in like manner our loving God shows His fondness for His beloved souls who have given themselves entirely to Him and have placed all their hope in His goodness. – Alphonsus Liguori

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It were better to have no opinion of God at all than such a one as is unworthy of him for the one is only belief – the other contempt. – Plutarch

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Motherhood is priced Of God, at price no man may dare To lessen or misunderstand. – Helen Hunt Jackson

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It is the quality of our work which will please God and not the quantity. – Mahatma Gandhi

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