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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that a savage has, because we know how it is made. We have lost as much as we gained by prying into that matter. – Mark Twain

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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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Like the old soldier of the ballad, I now close my military career and just fade away, an old soldier who tried to do his duty as God gave him the light to see that duty. Goodbye. – Douglas MacArthur

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You can safely assume that youve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. – Anne Lamott

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The Bible is a revelation of the mind and will of God to men. Therein we may learn, what God is. – Jupiter Hammon

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Gods delays are not Gods denials. – Robert H. Schuller

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It can have a secular purpose and have a relationship to God because God was presumed to be both over the state and the church, and separation of church and state was never meant to separate God from government. – Roy Moore

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There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye. – Author Unknown

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