Quote by Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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What a wee little part of a persons life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. – Mark Twain

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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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God doesnt seek for golden vessels, and does not ask for silver ones, but He must have clean ones. – Dwight L. Moody

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Maybe the atheist cannot find God for the same reason a thief cannot find a policeman. – Author Unknown

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I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. – Thomas Jefferson

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