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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain

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Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. – Mark Twain

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The banging and slamming and booming and crashing were something beyond belief. On Lohengrin – Mark Twain

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Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. Really. – Lenny Bruce, “Religions Inc.”

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There is always the danger that we may just do the work for the sake of the work. This is where the respect and the love and the devotion come in – that we do it to God, to Christ, and thats why we try to do it as beautifully as possible. – Mother Teresa

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Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. – Victor Hugo

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I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just that his justice cannot sleep forever. – Thomas Jefferson

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Yet now we are faced with the sickening suspicion that technology has run ahead of us. – Richard Dooling

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I want to see friends more and travel more. – Jennifer Aniston

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Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the Superman—a rope over an abyss. What is great in man is that he is a bridge and not a goal. – Friedrich Nietzsche (1844–1900), Thus Spake Zarathustra, translated by M.A

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