God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain
But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface. – Mark Twain
It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it. – Mark Twain