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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain

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We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves. – Mark Twain

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I say to mankind, Be not curious about God. For I, who am curious about each, am not curious about God – I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least. – Walt Whitman

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I really am pretty happy with what God gave me. – Jennifer Aniston

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If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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I will far rather see the race of man extinct than that we should become less than beasts by making the noblest of Gods creation, woman, the object of our lust. – Mahatma Gandhi

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