Quote by Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want — oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so! – Mark Twain

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain

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God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things done. – Harry Emerson Fosdick

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If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. – Lee Trevino

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If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under. – Ronald Reagan

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I cant prove it scientifically, that theres a God, but I believe. – Billy Graham

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Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity. – Louis Pasteur

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