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Quote by Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice. – Mark Twain

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You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list. The longer your list, the smaller your God. – Author Unknown

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There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, Thy will be done, and those to whom God says, All right, then, have it your way. – C. S. Lewis

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If God had wanted to be a big secret, He would not have created babbling brooks and whispering pines. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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To us also, through every star, through every blade of grass, is not God made visible if we will open our minds and our eyes. – Thomas Carlyle

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