Mark Twain's Quote - God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. – Mark Twain

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God is not a dead equation! – Muhammad Iqbal

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And now Israel, what does the Lord your God require from you, but to fear the Lord your God, to walk in all His ways and love Him, and to serve the Lord your God with all your heart and all your soul. Deuteronomy 10:12 – Bible

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If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him. – Voltaire

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The dog is the god of frolic. – Henry Ward Beecher

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