Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain
You cant depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain
Humor is mankinds greatest blessing. – Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want, drink what you dont like, and do what youd rather not. – Mark Twain
Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another mans, I mean. – Mark Twain
Dont let schooling interfere with your education. – Mark Twain
Ive never let my school interfere with my education. – Mark Twain
I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
A mans character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. – Mark Twain
If its your job to eat a frog, its best to do it first thing in the morning. And If its your job to eat two frogs, its best to eat the biggest one first. – Mark Twain
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. – Mark Twain
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Mark Twain
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. – Mark Twain
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. – Mark Twain
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. – Mark Twain
When in doubt tell the truth. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
