Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain