Quote by Mark Twain
All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

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Taxes
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A man can seldom — very, very, seldom — fight a winning fight against his training; the odds are too heavy. – Mark Twain

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Training
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I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I dont know. I mean, how can you tell? – Andy Warhol

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I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. – Rachel Weisz

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funny

Thats my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. – Joe Rogan

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I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didnt want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece. – Rob Corddry

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I know some of my parents friends think Little Britain is in incredibly poor taste. But swimming the Channel? You cant really say anything negative about that, can you? Theres nothing better than making your parents happy. The glee on my fathers face that day was amazing. – David Walliams

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A designated driver helps you party another day. – Author Unknown

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And it took me, since I was 17 and left home, running from God, to now, as a 30-year-old man, when I honestly feel like Ive come full circle and my hearts finally in the right place. – Scott Stapp

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Everybody wants to do something to help, but nobody wants to be the first. – Pearl Bailey

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