Mark Twain's Quote - All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain

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All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain

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The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. – Mark Twain

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When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. – Mark Twain

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I cant watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. Thats my job. – Jenny Eclair

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My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they dont speak English. – Margaret Cho

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I dont believe I deserved my friends. – Walt Whitman

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We really feel happier when things look bleak. Hope is endurance. Hope is holding on and going on and trusting in the Lord. – Michael Novak

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Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. – Milton Friedman

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A true military officer is in one particular like a true monk. Not with more self-abnegation will the latter keep his vows of monastic obedience than the former his vows of allegiance to martial duty. – Herman Melville

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I have… had a disturbing dream in which I break through a cave wall near Nag Hammadi and discover urns full of ancient Coptic scrolls. As I unfurl the first scroll, a subscription card to some Gnostic exercise magazine flutters out. – Colin McEnroe

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