All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain