Quote by Mark Twain
All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. – Mark Twain

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Government
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Lord save us all from… a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. – Mark Twain

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Hope
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I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was. – John Badham

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funny

I have a new philosophy. Im only going to dread one day at a time. – Charles M. Schulz

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funny

You cant really be strong until you see a funny side to things. – Ken Kesey

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funny

And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. Its a funny little game to play and its a slippery slope. I always say to myself Im never going to give anything away because theres never any point or benefit for me. – Kristen Stewart

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funny

Random Quotes

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. – Charles M. Crowe

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Easter

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth. – John Cleese

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Truth

Companies like I.B.M. have offered women scholarships to study engineering for years, and women engineers routinely get higher starting salaries than men. – Warren Farrell

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Women

My mom was diagnosed with breast cancer when I was 13 and it was something we werent really aware of as a family. – Rima Fakih

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mom