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All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain

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Birds
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Mark Twain
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We could use up two Eternities in learning all that is to be learned about our own world and the thousands of nations that have arisen and flourished and vanished from it. Mathematics alone would occupy me eight million years. – Mark Twain

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Math
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Mark Twain
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. – Mark Twain

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Carpe Diem
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Mark Twain
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Other Quotes from
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Ive always found it easier to be funny than to be serious. – Molly Ivins

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funny

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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funny

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. Im afraid it did. – Bette Davis

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funny

Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But hes also funny as hell, and hes so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, hes so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way. – Tom Hiddleston

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funny

Random Quotes

Its amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends. – Kirstie Alley

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amazing

Ive teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets whove found homes through their in-store adoption centers, and to spread the word about how we can work together to save millions more pets lives and, ultimately, end pet homelessness. – Josh Duhamel

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pet

I mean, everybody should have access to medical care. And, you know, it shouldnt be such a big deal. – Paul Farmer

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Medical

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the idiot voters because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, youre either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster. – Ann Coulter

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Age