Mark Twain's Quote - All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain

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All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. – Mark Twain

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. – Mark Twain

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Im sorry, if you were right, Id agree with you. – Robin Williams

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Its a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior. – Scarlett Johansson

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