Quote by Mark Twain
All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

There it is: it doesnt make any difference who we are or what we are, theres always somebody to look down on! somebody to hold in light esteem, somebody to be indifferent about. – Mark Twain

Category:
Superiority
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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

Category:
Smoking
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funny
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My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain. – Jeff Ross

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funny

Its only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that Im skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think Im big, when I was big, I never thought about it. – Karl Lagerfeld

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

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funny

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

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To talk about a relationship trivializes something thats nobodys business. – Jennifer Aniston

Category:
Business

I studied Hitchcock a little bit at University and knew the famous story about the Birds – that hed tortured Tippi for a day using real birds. I had no idea that it was a five-day onslaught and that it was the tip of an iceberg that carried on through to another film. – Toby Jones

Category:
famous

If you are losing a tug-of-war with a tiger, give him the rope before he gets to your arm. You can always buy a new rope. – Max Gunther

Category:
Fight, Fighting

Seldom ever was any knowledge given to keep, but to impart the grace of this rich jewel is lost in concealment. – Wendell Phillips

Category:
Knowledge