Quote by Mark Twain
All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. – Mark Twain

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