Quote by Mark Twain
All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

The time to begin writing an article is when you have finished it to your satisfaction. By that time you begin to clearly and logically perceive what it is you really want to say. – Mark Twain

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Writing
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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain

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Marriage
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. – Mark Twain

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Courage
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Other Quotes from
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A mans got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. – Ernest Hemingway

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funny

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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funny

I dont dismiss the music that I was involved with, I dont think it was a joke, I dont think it was funny or a phase, I dont think it was just something I was doing back then, to me it was who I am. It connects all the way through. I dont distance myself from any of it. – Ian MacKaye

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funny

I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny. – Stephen Dorff

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funny

Random Quotes

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it. – Will Rogers

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Advertising

The bosses of our mass media, press, radio, film and television, succeed in their aim of taking our minds off disaster. Thus, the distraction they offer demands the antidote of maximum concentration on disaster. – Ernst Fischer

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Tragedy

We give advice by the bucket, but take it by the grain. – William R. Alger

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Advice

Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again. – Andre Gide

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Experience