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All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

If its your job to eat a frog, its best to do it first thing in the morning. And If its your job to eat two frogs, its best to eat the biggest one first. – Mark Twain

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best
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Mark Twain
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Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work. – Mark Twain

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good
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In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right place and the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to make it appear that it has. – Mark Twain

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Media
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Its funny to be a critic. – Leslie Fiedler

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Its funny I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. – Corey Feldman

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I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny. – Ridley Scott

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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. – Zach Galifianakis

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Random Quotes

The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention. – Oscar Wilde

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Thank You

The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast. – Gabriel García Márquez

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Marriage

Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love. – Isaac Disraeli

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Romance

And with our broth, and bread, and bits, sir friend,
Youve fared well : pray make an end ;
Two days youve larded here ; a third, ye know,
Makes guests and fish smell strong ; pray go – Robert Herrick

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Hospitality