Quote by Mark Twain
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

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I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor. – Carl Sandburg

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Celebrate what you want to see more of. – Tom Peters

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I know. Im lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have til December, right? – Catherine OHara

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Ive had some lovely extraordinary experiences on New Years Eve. – Debbie Harry

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