Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
It is in the heart that the values lie. I wish I could make him understand that a loving heart is riches, and riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty. – Mark Twain
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. – Mark Twain