Ive never let my school interfere with my education. – Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

Ive never let my school interfere with my education. – Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain
If you dont like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes. – Mark Twain