Ive never let my school interfere with my education. – Mark Twain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain

Ive never let my school interfere with my education. – Mark Twain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. – Mark Twain