If its your job to eat a frog, its best to do it first thing in the morning. And If its your job to eat two frogs, its best to eat the biggest one first. – Mark Twain
My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain
Our worldly successes cannot be guaranteed, but our ability to achieve spiritual success is entirely up to us, thanks to the grace of God. The best advice I know is to give is to give those worldly things your best but never your all – reserve the ultimate hope for the only one who can grant it. – Mitt Romney