Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. – Mark Twain