Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain

Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one. – Mark Twain
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. – Mark Twain