Quote by Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. - Ma

Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races. – Mark Twain

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We hand folks over to Gods mercy, and show none ourselves. – George Eliot

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