Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain

Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain
Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain