Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. – Mark Twain