Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. – Mark Twain
Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain