Quote by Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. - Ma

Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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God is not what you imagine or what you think you understand. If you understand you have failed. – Saint Augustine

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God is not a man, that he should lie, nor a son of man, that he should repent; has he not said, and will he not do it? Or has he spoken, and will he not make it good? Numbers 23:19 – Bible

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I dont mind saying, you know, that I dont take a salary from the church, and God has blessed me with more money than I could imagine from my books. – Joel Osteen

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