Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. – Mark Twain
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. – Mark Twain