Quote by Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. - Ma

Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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If God listened to the prayers of men, all men would quickly have perished: for they are forever praying for evil against one another. – Epicurus

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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. Its not enough, but it helps. – Dick Gregory

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Man must feel the earth to know himself and recognize his values… God made life simple. It is man who complicates it. – Charles Lindbergh

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