Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain
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The time to begin writing an article is when you have finished it to your satisfaction. By that time you begin to clearly and logically perceive what it is you really want to say. – Mark Twain
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