I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. – Mark Twain

I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. – Mark Twain
Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain
The finest clothing made is a persons own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. – Mark Twain