I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain

I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
In the spring I have counted one hundred and thirty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
Its funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. Theyre usually quite nice comparisons I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate. – Sloane Crosley