I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. – Mark Twain

I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. – Mark Twain
It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want — oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so! – Mark Twain
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. – Mark Twain