I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain
It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it. – Mark Twain