I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain

I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain
Its no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. – Mark Twain
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain