The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want, drink what you dont like, and do what youd rather not. – Mark Twain
Lord save us all from… a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. – Mark Twain

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want, drink what you dont like, and do what youd rather not. – Mark Twain
Lord save us all from… a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain
I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading. – Vera Brittain