The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want, drink what you dont like, and do what youd rather not. – Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want, drink what you dont like, and do what youd rather not. – Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain
Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it aint so. – Mark Twain
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain