Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. – Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. – Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain