Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. – Mark Twain
It is nobler to be good, and it is nobler to teach others to be good — and less trouble! – Mark Twain

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. – Mark Twain
It is nobler to be good, and it is nobler to teach others to be good — and less trouble! – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain