Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain
If we should deal out justice only, in this world, who would escape? No, it is better to be generous, and in the end more profitable, for it gains gratitude for us, and love. – Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain
I work, and then whenever I have any other time, Im with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep. Thats basically how were doing it. – Tina Fey