Humor is mankinds greatest blessing. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

Humor is mankinds greatest blessing. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain
There it is: it doesnt make any difference who we are or what we are, theres always somebody to look down on! somebody to hold in light esteem, somebody to be indifferent about. – Mark Twain