Humor is mankinds greatest blessing. – Mark Twain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain

Humor is mankinds greatest blessing. – Mark Twain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain
I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground. – Mark Twain