Quote by Mark Twain
Man - a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was ti

Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

In the spring I have counted one hundred and thirty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours. – Mark Twain

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Springtime
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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? – Mark Twain

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Religion
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If you want to be original just try being yourself, because God has never made two people exactly alike. – Bernard Meltzer

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I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. – Thomas Jefferson

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Gods angels often protect his servants from potential enemies. – Billy Graham

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Sooner or later, man has always had to decide whether he worships his own power or the power of God. – Arnold J. Toynbee

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Always kiss your children goodnight, even if theyre already asleep. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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Im not saying that people have to listen to rock music. Its a great, cool thing and it can really be liberating for a lot of people but, hey, so can Charles Dickens so Im not going to judge. – Frank Black

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My dad is a huge rock and roll lead guitar fan. I didnt even really know that until recently. Everything has to have a guitar solo in it. – Slash

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There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy. – Henry Miller

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