Quote by Mark Twain
Man - a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was ti

Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain

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Medical
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. – Mark Twain

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Humor
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If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people. – Mark Twain

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Ordinary
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Other Quotes from
God
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Everything we do should be a result of our gratitude for what God has done for us. – Lauryn Hill

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God

The first step toward finding God, Who is Truth, is to discover the truth about myself: and if I have been in error, this first step to truth is the discovery of my error. – Thomas Merton

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God

Blessed are the people whose leaders can look destiny in the eye without flinching but also without attempting to play God. – Henry A. Kissinger

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God

God may be subtle, but he isnt plain mean. – Albert Einstein

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God

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I can support going in after Saddam Hussein, but I want to make sure I dont go alone. – John Dingell

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alone

Had I not come out with an inspirational CD, you perhaps would have never known that I feel like I feel, that all songs, all the music Ive ever done is a gift from God. – Smokey Robinson

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inspirational

It more or less has the shape of a love song, but Crescent Moon reflects more my longing for an ancient romantic context that includes wild animals, fire, danger of death, stellar navigation, and seasonal intuition. – Frank Black

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Romantic

Every normal person, in fact, is only normal on the average. His ego approximates to that of the psychotic in some part or other and to a greater or lesser extent. – Sigmund Freud

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