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Man - a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was ti

Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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The banging and slamming and booming and crashing were something beyond belief. On Lohengrin – Mark Twain

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If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging? – Mark Twain

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Lord save us all from… a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. – Mark Twain

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An honest mans the noblest work of God. – Alexander Pope

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He didnt come out of my belly, but my God, Ive made his bones, because Ive attended to every meal, and how he sleeps, and the fact that he swims like a fish because I took him to the ocean. Im so proud of all those things. But he is my biggest pride. – John Lennon

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God does not play dice. – Albert Einstein

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Jesus does not give recipes that show the way to God as other teachers of religion do. He is himself the way. – Karl Barth

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When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. Thats the story of my private life. – Gloria Swanson

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