Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain
My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart — a heart so large that everybody’s joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. – Mark Twain