Quote by Mark Twain
Man - a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was ti

Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain

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Birthday
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A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. – Mark Twain

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Gambling
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Only God Himself fully appreciates the influence of a Christian mother in the molding of character in her children. – Billy Graham

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What is human warfare but just this an effort to make the laws of God and nature take sides with one party. – Henry David Thoreau

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If you dont want my God here, you dont want me here either. God has been too good to me to go and try to sell out to get some money. – Tyler Perry

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God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things done. – Harry Emerson Fosdick

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We forget that the most successful statesmen have been professionals. Lincoln was a professional politician. – Felix Frankfurter

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The past is behind us, love is in front and all around us. – Terri Guillemets

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Freedom is such a gift. – Ryan Gosling

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Three things are necessary for the salvation of man: to know what he ought to believe; to know what he ought to desire; and to know what he ought to do. – Thomas Aquinas

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