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Man - a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was ti

Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain

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If its your job to eat a frog, its best to do it first thing in the morning. And If its your job to eat two frogs, its best to eat the biggest one first. – Mark Twain

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best
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I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

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God expects but one thing of you, and that is that you should come out of yourself in so far as you are a created being made and let God be God in you. – Meister Eckhart

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To judge between good or bad, between successful and unsuccessful would take the eye of a God. – Anton Chekhov

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Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul. – Robert Anton Wilson

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I believe God gives you the grace to do what you need to do. – Joel Osteen

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There is hope and a kind of beauty in there somewhere, if you look for it. – H. R. Giger

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The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next. – Mignon McLaughlin

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I like so much wearing heels, legs look so much better, everything looks better. But its only recently Ive had the courage to do that. – Blanka Vlasic

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