Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles. – Mark Twain