Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living. – Mark Twain

Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
The proper proportions of a maxim: a minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. – Mark Twain