Quote by Mark Twain
Man - a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was ti

Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. – Mark Twain

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We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves. – Mark Twain

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I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. – Susan B. Anthony

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If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesnt pay Smith. – Robert Green Ingersoll

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Clearly, God is a Democrat. – Patrick Caddell

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In these times, Gods people must trust him for rest of body and soul. – David Wilkerson

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