Quote by Mark Twain
Man - a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was ti

Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain

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God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it. – Steve Harvey

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Among Gods creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. – Andres Segovia

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God has been very good to me, for I never dwell upon anything wrong which a person has done, so as to remember it afterwards. If I do remember it, I always see some other virtue in that person. – Saint Teresa of Avila

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Peace is not the absence of affliction, but the presence of God. – Author Unknown

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