Quote by Mark Twain
Man - a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was ti

Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

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The dog is the god of frolic. – Henry Ward Beecher

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That God cannot lie, is no advantage to your argument, because it is no proof that priests can not, or that the Bible does not. – Thomas Paine

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If God treats you well by teaching you a disastrous lesson, you never forget it. – Ray Bradbury

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The very contradictions in my life are in some ways signs of Gods mercy to me. – Thomas Merton

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I fell off my pink cloud with a thud. – Elizabeth Taylor

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Of what use to get what you want if you must become someone else to get it. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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When he wrote a letter, he would put that which was most material in the postscript, as if it had been a by-matter. – Francis Bacon, "Of Cunning," Essays

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Blushing is the color of virtue. – Diogenes

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