Quote by Mark Twain
Man - a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was ti

Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live. – Mark Twain

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Ridicule
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain

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Cats
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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God
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God is one, greatest of gods and men, not like mortals in body or thought. – Xenophanes

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God

If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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God

Behold a worthy sight, to which the God, turning his attention to his own work, may direct his gaze. Behold an equal thing, worthy of a God, a brave man matched in conflict with evil fortune. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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God

The soul can split the sky in two and let the face of God shine through. – Edna St. Vincent Millay

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God

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What is the first business of philosophy? To part with self-conceit. For it is impossible for anyone to begin to learn what he thinks that he already knows. – Epictetus, Discourses

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He who hath many friends hath none. – Aristotle

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Friendship

The world has become more complex as technology and easy travel mixes cultures without homogenizing them. – Norman Spinrad

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Technology

Tact is after all a kind of mind reading. – Sarah Orne Jewett