Quote by Mark Twain
Man - a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was ti

Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people. – Mark Twain

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I have always believed in God. – Joel Osteen

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I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong? – Willie Nelson

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You may make some mistakes – but that doesnt make you a sinner. Youve got the very nature of God on the inside of you. – Joel Osteen

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I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isnt, than live my life as if there isnt and die to find out there is. – Albert Camus

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Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them. – Dion Boucicault

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