Quote by Mark Twain
Man - a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was ti

Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. – Mark Twain

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Horses
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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

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Smoking
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Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul in this world — and never will. – Mark Twain

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God
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If I were to say, God, why me? about the bad things, then I should have said, God, why me? about the good things that happened in my life. – Arthur Ashe

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If you must be mad, be it not for the things of the world. Be mad with the love of God. – Ramakrishna

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God

God who is eternally complete, who directs the stars, who is the master of fates, who elevates man from his lowliness to Himself, who speaks from the cosmos to every single human soul, is the most brilliant manifestation of the goal of perfection. – Alfred Adler

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God

Money is neither my god nor my devil. It is a form of energy that tends to make us more of who we already are, whether its greedy or loving. – Dan Millman

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God

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Let your inner sunshine overcome the passing haze of discontent. – Dodinsky, www.dodinsky.com

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The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people theyre trying to keep out. – Calvin Trillin

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I always felt different as a kid, and the Kinks were like, Yeah, were the Kinks. Celebrate your difference dont be afraid of your sense of humor, or your personality, or who you are. It emboldened me. – Michael Weatherly

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Grief is a species of idleness. – Samuel Johnson

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