Quote by Mark Twain
Man - a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was ti

Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain

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Marriage
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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain

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Birthday
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Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work. – Mark Twain

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good
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Other Quotes from
God
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God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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God

An honest mans the noblest work of God. – Alexander Pope

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God

I think that anything that begins to give people a sense of their own worth and dignity is God. – John Shelby Spong

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God

As surely as I am the living God, everyone will kneel before me, and everyone will confess that I am God. – Jesus Christ

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God

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Its one thing to have a relationship, to lay your hands on it, and another to make it continue and last. Thats something I havent talked about much in my comic strips, and its certainly something Im interested in. – Lynda Barry

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An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Truth

Yes, you who called us godless, we found our faith in Adolf Hitler, and through him found God once again. That is the greatness of our day, that is our good fortune! – Robert Ley

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Faith

When I meet large women who walk with confidence and are articulate and really have an understanding of how they walk in this world, I love them so deeply for being able to overcome such unbelievable odds. – Camryn Manheim

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Women