A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope
If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope
If you watch a game, its fun. If you play it, its recreation. If you work at it, its golf. – Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope
If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. – Bob Hope
You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope
I have too much money invested in sweaters. – Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. – Bob Hope
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope
I was called “Rembrandt” Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas. – Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. – Bob Hope
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope
When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions — give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
