People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. – Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. – Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
The most important thing for me is having a relationship with God. To know that the owner, the creator of the universe loves you, sent His Son to die for your sins thats very empowering. Knowing Him and knowing that He loves me gives me encouragement and confidence to move forward. – Benjamin Carson