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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Ho

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

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Happiness
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Bob Hope
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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Prom Night
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Bob Hope
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If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. – Billy Wilder

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Theres no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. – Kevin James

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Back in the 70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was The Bad News Bears, and that was a kids movie, but I dont think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. – Jack Black

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Funny Games was conceived as a provocation. My other films are different. If people feel my other films are, or respond to them as provocation, then thats quite different. Funny Games is the only one of mine where my intention was to provoke the audience. – Michael Haneke

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A kiss is a rosy dot over the i of loving. – Cyrano de Bergerac

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No matter what a womans appearance may be, it will be used to undermine what she is saying and taken to individualize – as her personal problem – observations she makes about the beauty myth in society. – Naomi Wolf

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No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but at the same time a steady eye. – Winston Churchill

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You watch television and see whats going on on this debt ceiling issue. And what I consider to be a total lack of leadership from the President and nothings going to get fixed until the President himself steps up and wrangles both parties in Congress. – Steve Wynn

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