Quote by Bob Hope
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Ho

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope

Category:
Christmas
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Bob Hope
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

Category:
Humor
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Bob Hope
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Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders – not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female. – Jo Brand

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funny

I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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funny

You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

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funny

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

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funny

Random Quotes

Art is not necessary at all. All that is necessary to make this world a better place to live in is to love – to love as Christ loved, as Buddha loved. – Isadora Duncan

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Art

Dont throw petals on the floor if they have no meaning. I would rather have a fun, casual relationship than have someone pretending theyre completely in love with me. – Ashley Greene

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relationship

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. – Author Unknown

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Motorcycles

I dont want to criticize any other designers, but I have to say that many of the people involved in this industry – directors and producers – are trying to make their games more like movies. They are longing to make movies rather than making videogames. – Shigeru Miyamoto

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movies