I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope