Quote by Bob Hope
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Ho

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope

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Christmas
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Bob Hope
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If you watch a game, its fun. If you play it, its recreation. If you work at it, its golf. – Bob Hope

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Sports
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Bob Hope
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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Prom Night
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Bob Hope
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Other Quotes from
funny
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A mans got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. – Ernest Hemingway

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funny

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? – W. Clement Stone

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funny

Its funny: Im a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano its been a solitary thing. – Gary Oldman

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funny

Im going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. – Michael J. Fox

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funny

Random Quotes

Sometimes I get so bold and Im so confident about what Im doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because its a really liberating feeling to experience what its like to not care. – John Mayer

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Experience

I love changing. I hate it when people try to box me in to a relationship or in a work context. Any situation where I feel boxed in freaks me out. And I feel the need to reinvent myself or Ill get bored. – Stephen Daldry

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relationship

I think the true test of a pop song, for me, and Ive talked to a lot of other writers about this, is you take your demo, you pop it in your car and you drive down Sunset Blvd. to Santa Monica, and thats the Hollywood car test. – Ryan Tedder

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car

I was half asleep lying there writing this lyric in my head at about 3:30 in the morning. I woke Steve up with this idea and then we went into the living room where there was a little upright piano and finished the song. I wonder where that piano is now? – Jim Capaldi

Category:
Morning