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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Ho

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

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Happiness
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Bob Hope
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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Money
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Bob Hope
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

Category:
Humor
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Bob Hope
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I think its funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. – Jerry Seinfeld

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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Its funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I cant remember the exact years, its funny isnt it? – Steve Hackett

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funny

Movies these days have made killers into funny people. Whats that all about? Ive got kids and family and friends, and I dont like bad things. I dont think theyre funny, and its irresponsible to make movies that dont show you how thats not good. – Billy Bob Thornton

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I hate talking about music, to tell you the truth. – Brian Eno

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