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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Ho

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
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I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope

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Id never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. – Mercedes McCambridge

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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. – James Thurber

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I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was. – John Badham

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In terms of the creative side of it, its really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever. – Trey Parker

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God gave us two ends — one to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use. Head you win, tail you lose. – Author Unknown

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It would be wonderful to think that the future is unknown and sort of surprising. – Alan Rickman

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I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. – Sally Kempton, attributed

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Old minds are like old horses you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. – John Adams

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