Quote by Bob Hope
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Ho

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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Prom Night
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Bob Hope
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I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope

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Age
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope

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funny
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Bob Hope
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I like children – fried. – W. C. Fields

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funny

I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time. – Will Ferrell

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funny

I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor. – Rachael Ray

Category:
funny

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, hes stuck with so many bad actors who dont know how to play funny. – Garrison Keillor

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funny

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Everybody, even me, sometimes had to compromise on something, doing things we know to be wrong, and this happens doing whatever job in the world. But a singer must have the courage of saying no. – Jose Carreras

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Courage

The knower and the known are one. Simple people imagine that they should see God as if he stood there and they here. This is not so. God and I, we are one in knowledge. – Meister Eckhart

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Knowledge

The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. – Edward Phelps

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Mistakes

Anger blows out the lamp of the mind. – Robert G. Ingersoll

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Anger