Quote by Bob Hope
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Ho

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope

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Comedys so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesnt get it, doesnt find it funny, then fine. – Johnny Vegas

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Funny is funny is funny. – Bob Newhart

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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