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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Ho

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

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Humor
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Bob Hope
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If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope

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Christmas
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Bob Hope
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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. – Stephen King

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Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley

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Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. – Graham Norton

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Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. – Josh Billings

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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I dont know if Ill ever be as good a dad as my dad. – Adam Sandler

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I saw as a teacher how, if you take that spark of learning that those children have, and you ignite it, you can take a child from any background to a lifetime of creativity and accomplishment. – Paul Wellstone

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In all the antique religions, mythology takes the place of dogma that is, the sacred lore of priests and people… and these stories afford the only explanation that is offered of the precepts of religion and the prescribed rules of ritual. – William Robertson Smith

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Mans biological weakness is the condition of human culture. – Erich Fromm

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