Bob Hope's Quote - I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Ho

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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Ho

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. – Bob Hope

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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope

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Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

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Funny is only something that others know about you – you cant be funny by yourself. – Chris Rock

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Polite conversation is rarely either. – Fran Lebowitz

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I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you cant get rid of. – Calvin Trillin

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Being a mother means that your heart is no longer yours; it wanders wherever your children do. – Author Unknown

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I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that. – Oscar Wilde

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Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You ever notice that trees do everything to git attention we do, except walk? – Alice Walker, The Color Purple, 1982

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Ive wanted to design golf courses ever since I was a kid. I suppose it comes from the way Ive played the game. To find the proper way to play any hole, Ive always begun by asking myself what the architect has tried to do with it. – Jack Nicklaus

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