Quote by Bob Hope
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Ho

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope

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funny
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Bob Hope
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