I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope
I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope