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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Ho

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

I was called “Rembrandt” Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas. – Bob Hope

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Sports
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Bob Hope
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

Category:
Humor
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Bob Hope
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My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. – Mike Myers

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funny

A comedians body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. – Bobby Darin

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funny

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but thats about it. – Arthur Smith

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funny

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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funny

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A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth. – Aesop

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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

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Know how to travel from your town to a nearby town without a car, either by bus or by rail. – Marilyn vos Savant

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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashes… oh, wait a minute, he already does. – Author Unknown

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