I have too much money invested in sweaters. – Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope

I have too much money invested in sweaters. – Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope
If you watch a game, its fun. If you play it, its recreation. If you work at it, its golf. – Bob Hope