I have too much money invested in sweaters. – Bob Hope
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

I have too much money invested in sweaters. – Bob Hope
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope
You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope