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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you do

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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Whats breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? – Bertolt Brecht

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There is too much sour grapes for my taste in the present American attitude. The time to denounce the bankers was when we were all feeding off their gold plate; not now! At present they have not only my sympathy but my preference. They are the last representatives of our native industries. – Edith Wharton

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A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain

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It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk. – Bertolt Brecht

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