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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you do

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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If you watch a game, its fun. If you play it, its recreation. If you work at it, its golf. – Bob Hope

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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

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With a group of bankers I always had the feeling that success was measured by the extent one gave nothing away. – Lord Longford

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Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies. – Thomas Jefferson

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There is too much sour grapes for my taste in the present American attitude. The time to denounce the bankers was when we were all feeding off their gold plate; not now! At present they have not only my sympathy but my preference. They are the last representatives of our native industries. – Edith Wharton

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It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk. – Bertolt Brecht

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