Quote by Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you do

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope

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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope

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Whats breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? – Bertolt Brecht

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With a group of bankers I always had the feeling that success was measured by the extent one gave nothing away. – Lord Longford

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It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk. – Bertolt Brecht

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No one has a greater asset for his business than a mans pride in his work. – Mary Parker Follet

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