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Quote by Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you do

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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I was called “Rembrandt” Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas. – Bob Hope

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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

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I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale. – Thomas Jefferson

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Most people…find a disorientating mismatch between the long-term nature of their liabilities and the increasingly short-term nature of their assets. – Howard Davies

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There is two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank. – Will Rogers

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Whats breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? – Bertolt Brecht

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