Quote by Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you do

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

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I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale. – Thomas Jefferson

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Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies. – Thomas Jefferson

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With a group of bankers I always had the feeling that success was measured by the extent one gave nothing away. – Lord Longford

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Most people…find a disorientating mismatch between the long-term nature of their liabilities and the increasingly short-term nature of their assets. – Howard Davies

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