Bob Hope's Quote - A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you do

Quote by Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you do

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope

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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. – Bob Hope

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope

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I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale. – Thomas Jefferson

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