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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you do

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

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Humor
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When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions — give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

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Christmas
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I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope

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Age
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Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies. – Thomas Jefferson

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I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale. – Thomas Jefferson

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With a group of bankers I always had the feeling that success was measured by the extent one gave nothing away. – Lord Longford

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Good bankers, like good tea, can only be appreciated when they are in hot water. – Jaffar Hussein

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The only thing thats been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence. – Joan Baez

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