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Quote by Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you do

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope

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Age
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Bob Hope
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When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions — give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

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Christmas
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Bob Hope
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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Prom Night
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Most people…find a disorientating mismatch between the long-term nature of their liabilities and the increasingly short-term nature of their assets. – Howard Davies

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It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk. – Bertolt Brecht

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With a group of bankers I always had the feeling that success was measured by the extent one gave nothing away. – Lord Longford

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I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale. – Thomas Jefferson

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