Quote by Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you do

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions — give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

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Whats breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? – Bertolt Brecht

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With a group of bankers I always had the feeling that success was measured by the extent one gave nothing away. – Lord Longford

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Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies. – Thomas Jefferson

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I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale. – Thomas Jefferson

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God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Faith is different from proof the latter is human, the former is a Gift from God. – Blaise Pascal

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I felt that one had better die fighting against injustice than to die like a dog or rat in a trap. I had already determined to sell my life as dearly as possible if attacked. I felt if I could take one lyncher with me, this would even up the score a little bit. – Ida B. Wells

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