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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you do

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope

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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

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Whats breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? – Bertolt Brecht

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Good bankers, like good tea, can only be appreciated when they are in hot water. – Jaffar Hussein

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A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain

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With a group of bankers I always had the feeling that success was measured by the extent one gave nothing away. – Lord Longford

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