Quote by Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you do

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope

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Most people…find a disorientating mismatch between the long-term nature of their liabilities and the increasingly short-term nature of their assets. – Howard Davies

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Whats breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? – Bertolt Brecht

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I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale. – Thomas Jefferson

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There is too much sour grapes for my taste in the present American attitude. The time to denounce the bankers was when we were all feeding off their gold plate; not now! At present they have not only my sympathy but my preference. They are the last representatives of our native industries. – Edith Wharton

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