Quote by Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you do

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

If you watch a game, its fun. If you play it, its recreation. If you work at it, its golf. – Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

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There is too much sour grapes for my taste in the present American attitude. The time to denounce the bankers was when we were all feeding off their gold plate; not now! At present they have not only my sympathy but my preference. They are the last representatives of our native industries. – Edith Wharton

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Whats breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? – Bertolt Brecht

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No one has a greater asset for his business than a mans pride in his work. – Mary Parker Follet

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Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies. – Thomas Jefferson

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