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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you do

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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Money
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Bob Hope
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When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions — give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

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Christmas
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Whats breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? – Bertolt Brecht

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It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk. – Bertolt Brecht

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A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain

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Most people…find a disorientating mismatch between the long-term nature of their liabilities and the increasingly short-term nature of their assets. – Howard Davies

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