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Quote by Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you do

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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If you watch a game, its fun. If you play it, its recreation. If you work at it, its golf. – Bob Hope

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Bob Hope
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When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions — give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

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Most people…find a disorientating mismatch between the long-term nature of their liabilities and the increasingly short-term nature of their assets. – Howard Davies

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There is too much sour grapes for my taste in the present American attitude. The time to denounce the bankers was when we were all feeding off their gold plate; not now! At present they have not only my sympathy but my preference. They are the last representatives of our native industries. – Edith Wharton

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Whats breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? – Bertolt Brecht

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A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain

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Make peace with man and war with your sins. – Proverb

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It was a fantastic learning experience and OK, I got slammed because I wasnt Audrey Hepburn but you could have predicted that, really, if youd opened your eyes wide enough. – Julia Ormond

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As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. – Leonardo DaVinci

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Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. – Henry David Thoreau, Walden

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