A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope
There is too much sour grapes for my taste in the present American attitude. The time to denounce the bankers was when we were all feeding off their gold plate; not now! At present they have not only my sympathy but my preference. They are the last representatives of our native industries. – Edith Wharton