A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope
There is too much sour grapes for my taste in the present American attitude. The time to denounce the bankers was when we were all feeding off their gold plate; not now! At present they have not only my sympathy but my preference. They are the last representatives of our native industries. – Edith Wharton