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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you do

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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Money
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Bob Hope
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

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Happiness
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Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies. – Thomas Jefferson

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I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale. – Thomas Jefferson

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Most people…find a disorientating mismatch between the long-term nature of their liabilities and the increasingly short-term nature of their assets. – Howard Davies

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Whats breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? – Bertolt Brecht

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Between 1910 and 1950 approximately 350 lives of Jesus were published in the English language alone. – John Clayton

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Although our intellect always longs for clarity and certainty, our nature often finds uncertainty fascinating. – Karl Von Clausewitz

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Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. – Epictetus

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But then Im one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music. – Tom Waits

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