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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you do

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope

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There is two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank. – Will Rogers

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Whats breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? – Bertolt Brecht

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It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk. – Bertolt Brecht

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With a group of bankers I always had the feeling that success was measured by the extent one gave nothing away. – Lord Longford

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