The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope
I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope
I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope
If you watch a game, its fun. If you play it, its recreation. If you work at it, its golf. – Bob Hope
All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry