The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope
If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope
If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope