The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope
When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions — give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope
My parents were very permissive when it came to animals. As long as we earned the money to buy them and built whatever structure it was they were going to live in, we could have any kind of pet we wanted. They would have let us have a rhinoceros if we could have afforded it. – Maggie Stiefvater