The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope
If you watch a game, its fun. If you play it, its recreation. If you work at it, its golf. – Bob Hope

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope
If you watch a game, its fun. If you play it, its recreation. If you work at it, its golf. – Bob Hope
I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope