You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope

You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope
If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope
All I watch is the Food Network. I took a cheesemaking class a few weeks ago, and I told my family and friends to only get me kitchen stuff on my birthday. Im into every kind of cookbook and anything by Anthony Bourdain. Id love to own a restaurant if I could find the right chef. – Jesse McCartney