You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope

You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions — give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope