Quote by Bob Hope
You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cak

You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope

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funny
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Bob Hope
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When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions — give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

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Christmas
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Bob Hope
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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Other Quotes from
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A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. – Author Unknown

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Im amazed. When I was 40, I thought Id never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything. – Gloria Stuart

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Birthday

I told my father I wanted to play the banjo, and so he saved the money and got ready to give me a banjo for my next birthday, and between that time and my birthday, I lost interest in the banjo and was playing guitar. – Jackson Browne

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Birthday

I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing Happy Birthday to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips. – Amy Poehler

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Birthday

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Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket. – George Orwell

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Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good. – Soren Kierkegaard

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The honest truth is that if this government were to propose the massacre of the first-born, it would still have no difficulty in getting it through the Commons. – Diane Abbott

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