I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope
You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope

I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope
You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope