I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope
Asian food is very easy to like because it hits your mouth very differently than European food does. In European food, there may be two things to hit – maybe sweet and salty, maybe salty-savory, but Asian kind of works around, plus you have that distinct flavor thats usually working in Asian food. – Tom Colicchio