I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope
I was called “Rembrandt” Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas. – Bob Hope
You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
I love my kids, and the moments I have with them, and its kind of weird, its such an age old cliche, but the way that my sons, the way they make me feel when I look at them, the way they say things, no one else would probably react to them, but its a special thing for me. – Michael Rapaport