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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I w

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope

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Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. – Author Unknown

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Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head. – Author unknown, advice to teenage boys, quoted in Friendly Advice compiled by Jo

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