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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I w

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope

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