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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I w

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

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