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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I w

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions — give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

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A good snapshot stops a moment from running away. – Eudora Welty

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Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath. – Arnold H. Glasow

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Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. – Author Unknown

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