Bob Hope's Quote - My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I w

Quote by Bob Hope

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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. – Bob Hope

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope

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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

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Beauty comes in all sizes, not just size 5. – Roseanne

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Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. – Author Unknown

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To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. – Hopi Indian Saying

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Most people do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience – unless they are still up. – Ellen Goodman

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But its much more exciting to make Die Hard. One of the reasons that I think that movie is so successful is it deals with those very important blue-collar relationship themes. But its more visually beautiful to show things blowing up. It just gives you more on the screen. – Penn Jillette

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