Quote by Bob Hope
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I w

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope

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If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. – Thomas Carlyle

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Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. – Author Unknown

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A good snapshot stops a moment from running away. – Eudora Welty

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I am having an out of money experience. – Author Unknown

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