A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions — give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope
I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope
I can support co-ops if they want to do it as weve known co-ops in America for 150 years – where they serve the purposes of the consuming public, whether its health care or whether its co-ops as we know them in the Midwest, providing electricity or to sell supplies to farmer. – Chuck Grassley