A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope
I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope