A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope
I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope
I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope
Feminism is dated? Yes, for privileged women like my daughter and all of us here today, but not for most of our sisters in the rest of the world who are still forced into premature marriage, prostitution, forced labor – they have children that they dont want or they cannot feed. – Isabel Allende