A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope