Quote by Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that y

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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