If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope
You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope

If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope
You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
I was called “Rembrandt” Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas. – Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope