Quote by Bob Hope
If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. - Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

Category:
Prom Night
Author
Bob Hope
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

Category:
Humor
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Bob Hope
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Most of my ideas just come out funny. – Tim Heidecker

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funny

You cant really be strong until you see a funny side to things. – Ken Kesey

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funny

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. – Jean Baudrillard

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funny

I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

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funny

Random Quotes

Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

Category:
Wisdom

More men are killed by overwork than the importance of this world justifies. – Rudyard Kipling

Category:
Jobs & Office

I do not come bearing a party label on my sleeve – or a quick fix in my back pocket. I do not come with a rigid ideology in my heart – or a soul that tells me to go it alone. I do not come to uproot tradition – or to be imprisoned by it. – Ted Kulongoski

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alone

In regards to The Haunting, people compared it to the old movie, which is unfair. We didnt have the rights to the movie. I couldnt duplicate a single thing because that would have been legal infringement. – Jan de Bont

Category:
legal