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If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. - Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope

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pet
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Bob Hope
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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Prom Night
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Bob Hope
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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. – Clint Eastwood

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So thats why one of my rules of parody writing is that its gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit. – Al Yankovic

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funny

Its funny, because 1600 Penn was the first time I really started to read the reviews, because I am an executive producer and I wanted to see what people were enjoying and not enjoying as a means to an end, right? – Josh Gad

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People dont realize that Im really funny and Im an excellent bridge player. – Sheryl Crow

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Have you hugged yourself today? – Anonymous

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Every spiritual tradition has this idea of death and resurrection. Its not unique to Christianity. – Deepak Chopra

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Technology is making gestures precise and brutal, and with them men. – Theodor Adorno

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