Bob Hope's Quote - If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. – Bob Hope

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If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. - Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope

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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope

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My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadnt gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty. – Ian Hislop

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Johnny Rotten. Hes a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and hed stand up and holler. Hes funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Dont think hes a jerk because he isnt. – Don Van Vliet

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