Quote by Bob Hope
If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. - Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. – Bob Hope

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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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