Quote by Bob Hope
If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. - Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope

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funny
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Bob Hope
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I was called “Rembrandt” Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas. – Bob Hope

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Sports
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Bob Hope
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope

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Prom Night
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Bob Hope
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I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host. – David Letterman

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Im just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. – Heath Ledger

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funny

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I dont know. I mean, how can you tell? – Andy Warhol

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funny

And remember, its also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy. – Fran Drescher

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funny

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The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. – Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995

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Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Emancipation came to the colored race in America as a war measure. It was an act of military necessity. Manifestly it would have come without war, in the slower process of humanitarian reform and social enlightenment. – Wendell Willkie

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I think that you can disagree with people and debate over their positions with issues without engaging in the politics of personal destruction. – Hillary Clinton

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