Quote by Bob Hope
If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. - Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

If you watch a game, its fun. If you play it, its recreation. If you work at it, its golf. – Bob Hope

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Sports
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Bob Hope
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When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions — give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

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Christmas
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