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If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. - Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope

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Christmas
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Bob Hope
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope

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pet
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Bob Hope
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If you watch a game, its fun. If you play it, its recreation. If you work at it, its golf. – Bob Hope

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Sports
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I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden name. – Paula Poundstone

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And remember, its also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy. – Fran Drescher

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funny

Everything seems fine until youre about 40. Then something is definitely beginning to go wrong. And you look in the mirror with your old habit of thinking, While I accept that everyone grows old and dies, its a funny thing, but Im an exception to that rule. – Martin Amis

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Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records werent about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that. – Ice Cube

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In the main it will be found that a power over a mans support (salary) is a power over his will. – Alexander Hamilton

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You have an absolute freedom in Mexican writing today in which you dont necessarily have to deal with the Mexican identity. You know why? Because we have an identity… We know who we are. We know what it means to be a Mexican. – Carlos Fuentes

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All good is hard. All evil is easy. Dying, losing, cheating, and mediocrity is easy. Stay away from easy. – Scott Alexander

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