Quote by Bob Hope
If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. - Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope

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I dont feel old. I dont feel anything till noon. Thats when its time for my nap. – Bob Hope

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Im going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. – Michael J. Fox

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Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustnt get serious with people. They dont expect it from you, and they dont want to see it. Youre not entitled to be serious, youre a clown. – Fanny Brice

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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldnt tell a joke to save my life. – Seann William Scott

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There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so Ill be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be comedies and not female or male, and everyone gets an equal opportunity. – Kristen Wiig

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The only other time I can recall my dad getting upset at me was when I missed a hockey practice. My parents were away, so my buddy and I decided to skip it. I never told my dad about it, but he found out from the coach. – Mike Weir

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Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire. – Jean de La Fontaine

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Do you know that other than my father, Ive never had a man take care of me? – Dionne Warwick

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