Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march. – Robert Louis Stevenson, “Virginibus Puerisque II,” Virginibus Puerisque, 1881