Quote by Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. - B

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope

Other quotes by Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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Money
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope

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funny
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If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope

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Christmas
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Just hit my 75th birthday, Im feeling great! – Colin Powell

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My parents were dishonest people. If it was my birthday, I knew my mother took me to the K-Mart and she stole my toy. Shed put it in the shopping cart and wed walk out. I was raised with that. – Vincent Gallo

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Love the giver more than the gift. – Brigham Young

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My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. – Flip Wilson

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Education makes children less dependent upon others and opens doors to better jobs and career possibilities. – Solomon Ortiz

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If you’re ever in a jam, a crayon scrunched up under your nose makes a good pretend mustache. – “Phil’s-osophy” by Phil Dunphy (Christopher Lloyd, Steven Levitan, and Dan

The touch of reality is salvation for the man who smothers amid forms and shadows. A blind man would rejoice in sight though his eyes opened on the carnage of a battlefield. – Oscar W. Firkins

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Something about Texas Im not proud of is that our state murdered 37 people last year alone. – Richard Linklater

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