People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. – Bob Hope
If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. – Bob Hope
If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope
If you watch a game, its fun. If you play it, its recreation. If you work at it, its golf. – Bob Hope
It is very difficult to be wholly joyous or wholly sad on this earth. The comic, when it is human, soon takes upon itself a face of pain; and some of our grieves… have their source in weaknesses which must be recognized with smiling compassion as the common inheritance of us all. – Joseph Conrad