People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. – Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. – Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you dont need it. – Bob Hope
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope