The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia. – Seal
This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer. – Charisma Carpenter
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain. – Jeff Ross
Wikipedia is just an incredible thing. It is fact-encirclingly huge, and it is idiosyncratic, careful, messy, funny, shocking and full of simmering controversies – and it is free, and it is fast. – Nicholson Baker
Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting. – Tucker Carlson
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life. – Piper Perabo
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group. – Shirin Ebadi
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. – Wanda Sykes
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice. – Joey Lauren Adams
A word to the wise aint necessary – its the stupid ones that need the advice. – Bill Cosby
I feel sorry for people who dont drink. When they wake up in the morning, thats as good as theyre going to feel all day. – Frank Sinatra
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. Thats relativity. – Albert Einstein
Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld
A womans mind is cleaner than a mans: She changes it more often. – Oliver Herford
Im an idealist. I dont know where Im going, but Im on my way. – Carl Sandburg
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. – P. J. ORourke
By all means lets be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. – Richard Dawkins
You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. – Milton Berle
