Milton Berle's Quote - You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. – Mil

Quote by Milton Berle

You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. - Mil

You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. – Milton Berle

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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Experience is what you have after youve forgotten her name. – Milton Berle

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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle

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