Milton Berle's Quote - You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. – Mil

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You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. - Mil

You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. – Milton Berle

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Laughter is an instant vacation. – Milton Berle

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. – Milton Berle

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Education is the mother of leadership. – Wendell Willkie

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