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Quote by Milton Berle
You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. - Mil

You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. – Milton Berle

Other quotes by Milton Berle

Id rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.Id rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. – Milton Berle

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