A word to the wise aint necessary – its the stupid ones that need the advice. – Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. – Bill Cosby

A word to the wise aint necessary – its the stupid ones that need the advice. – Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. – Bill Cosby
The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them. – Bill Cosby
Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die. – Bill Cosby
Some of the writers I admire who seem very, very funny and very emotional to me can develop a closeness with the reader without giving too much of themselves away. Lorrie Moore comes to mind, as does David Sedaris. When they write, the reader thinks that theyre being trusted as a friend. – Sloane Crosley